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Two youths were buying train tickets
At the counter began to blush
the salesgirl looked just gorgeous
all well-endowed and lush.

they began to stmmer and stutter
their destination was PITTSBURGH
before the beauty they blurted
"Two tickets for "TITTSBURGH""

A smiling priest came up and said
"young men, you're both too dizzy
let me now provide the proof
Priest are free from such tizzy"

Si he went up to the girl and said
"Two tickets for PITTSBURGH" with ease.
"How would you like your change?" she asked
Said he, "in nipples and dimes. please"

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