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Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I haveonly two ?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T,and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes outsoft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??
Harry: "A Tent."
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I??
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not we! ll, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I??
Harry: "A Nose."Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. Icome with a quiver." What am I??Harry: "An Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

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