WHY MALAYSIAN LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
(warning : content below is not suitable for young children as it contains sex content)
(For malays , do not read it if you feel offended. )
(warning : content below is not suitable for young children as it contains sex content)
(For malays , do not read it if you feel offended. )
One day, an Ang Moh from US arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet,there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet,there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter thetoilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("seykok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see thecock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted tohave sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler abit," the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only."
P.S : forward it to all lady friends... esp Malay ladies